10 Funny Parenting Quotes

10 Funny Parenting Quotes


“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”

– Erma Bombeck


“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
― Franklin P. Adams


“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”

― P.J. O’Rourke


“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
― Phyllis Diller


“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
– Lane Olinghouse 


“I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real.”

– Reese Witherspoon 


“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
– Leo Burke


“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.”

– Buddy Hackett


“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.’”

– Susan Savannah


“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”

– Jerry Seinfeld

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